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- Julia Roberts Dates used to be made days or even weeks in advance. That is, you get a phone call from someone who says, "If anyone asks, I was out to dinner with you last night, okay? It's being able to eat anything without getting fat. On the other hand, things being what they are today, most of us will settle for a guy who holds down a steady job and isn't carrying an infectious disease. O'Rourke There is nothing so awkward as courting a woman whilst she is making sausages.

Kennedy, Jr., and even Robert De Niro was in there for a day. O'Rourke Dear men; Actually, our dream isn't finding the perfect guy. All we want is your basic millionaire/brain surgeon/criminal lawyer/ great dancer who pilots his own Lear Jet and owns oceanfront property.

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Because everyone is on best behavior during a date.If you really want to get to know someone, watch the person at school every day, or both of you get a job together at Mc Donald's.There are great things, bad things, and crazy things said about love.He slashed the air, but the fruit fly continued to fly.The Emperor, disappointed, asked why the fruit fly was not dead.